An open letter to the girl I banged last weekend

Posted by: Cincy Joe

A one of a kind girl.

A one of a kind girl.

Oh Chrissy. That was your name right? Or was it Jenny?

How are things going? Are you having a good week?

I just wanted to let you know what a great time I had on Saturday. It’s not often that OSU beats such a marquee team and it was nice sharing that excitement with you, albeit 8 hours later in the parking lot at Eskimo Joes.

I’ll never forget what you said as I was ordering what I thought was my last beer.

"He’ll have a sex on the beach as well", you said. "Make it two."

You didn’t act all bitchy or offended when I said "More like a sex in the parking lot!"

I appreciate that.

I can honestly say that I’ve never met a girl so appreciative and open to my sense of humor. You are one of a kind and I thank you for that.

The time we spent in your Toyota Sequoia was something dreams are made of. I will never forget it. Thanks Mandy.

Your friend,

Cincy Joe

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