With all the schools out there looking to ignite their football program by hiring an electric Offensive Coordinator, or possibly entertaining the notion of bringing Dana over as a Head Coach, Oklahoma State needs to step to the plate and give Dana some reasons to stay. Here is a quick list of suggestions:
- Change the intro music from Audioslave to "In the Air Tonight"
- Add skullets to every player's helmet as a tribute
- Give him a snack (Cincy can explain this one in the comments if he is so inclined)
- Free suite and unlimited room service at the Atherton
- Set a limit of 13 touches for the #1 RB in all future Bedlam games (ouch)
- Campaign to get him the lead role in "Remember the Titans 2"... with this version featuring a Hayden Panettierre nude scene.