Okay, so here's the deal. I was trying to follow OSU football and have someone to talk and debate with about it, but apparently I live in the only small town in Oklahoma without more than one OSU fan (me). And then one day I found CRFF and my life was changed forever. I found a place that I could read about OSU until my eyes bleed and like-minded people to talk with. The game threads were surprisingly entertaining. And then I fuck up.

There seems to be a pattern here. I find something awesome, and then I start talking, and I end up looking like a jackass. Trust me, I've done this before (just ask my ex-wife). I made a post about how OSU would make the Cotton Bowl at worst (Analyzing Every Possibility). I thought my research and conclusion were perfect. However, as we all know now, I was flat fucking wrong. The Alamo Bowl turned out to be great, but I'm still left looking like a dumbshit. I also called for Gundy, Dana, and Bill's head on a platter after the heartbreak of Bedlam. (I have since sobered up and calmed down)

Here's what I'm getting at: I'll be in Afghanistan for the entirety of next season and so CRFF is critical to my sanity. So, I beg ya'll to forgive my ignorance and general dumbshit-ness and keep me updated on all things Orange. There's no beer in Afghanistan, so my posts should be at least half-ass thought out. Thanks for everything thus far boys. GO POKES!

P.S. I hope Cincy didn't cut off his dick after Bedlam so he can get a victory lay. Also, if my ex-wife happens to read this; go fuck yourself.