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Thayer Evans Buys Herpes Med's Under The False Name of "Ron Mexico"

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If you believe everything that is written on the Internet, then the above is undoubtedly true. Mr. Evan's Sunday article calling Mike Gundy and the Cowboys eventual choke artists because they twice lost to top ten teams last year shows that opinion is still the most powerful tool in the hack journalist's arsenal. Some other things about Mr. Evans that because they are written down on the Internet, they must be Gospel : Mr. Evans RAN OVER 7 elderly war widows in a K-Mart parking lot! Mr. Evans SMUGGLES IMMIGRANT CHILDREN in exchange for CRACK COCAINE only to drive the kids around for awhile then just DROP THEM RIGHT BACK OFF IN TIJUANA! Mr. Evans GOT HIS TITLE as "senior" sports writer at Fox Sports.com largely on his ability to MASSAGE BILL O'REILLY'S ENLARGED BUNYONS! Mr. Evans HIRED A PROSTITUTE, then once she got to his motel room he told her HE JUST WANTED TO TALK TO HER! Mr. Evans ONCE RAN OUT OF A RESTAURANT without paying. AND IT WAS ARBY'S! Here's to mixing "opinion" with "journalism", Mr. Evans!

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