When you see Art Briles on that sideline tomorrow... shoulders squared, eyes squinted, focus narrowed, ready to pounce... remember that no matter how much you think his attention is on the game happening right in front of him, keep your guard up at all times.  The moment you assume Art Briles' mind is somewhere else, the second you relax, the very instant you lose your edge, that is when it happens. And once it happens, it is impossible for life to go back to how it was... that's right... your weight will be guessed, and Art Briles will be proud.

* this warning applies to males only.