28 Modernities Older Than Brandon Weeden

Brandon Weeden is starting to get some good bronze statuette press.  Heisman talk is in the air in Stillwater for the first time since Barry Sanders ran his way into the hearts of the Downtown Athletic Club, and it is much deserved.  But, Weeden is starting to show some cracks with the questions from the media about his age.  The Tulsa World reported yesterday that when asked about the matter, Weeden replied: "Who gives a (bleep)?".  Now, Weeden is right. Nobody should care about Weeden's age in relation to the Heisman.  What OSU fans REALLY are asking is: "what expletive did the normally affable Weeden utter?"  Was it the F-word? Or the D-word?  Maybe he just totally went for it and said the V-word. 

But, who gives a Vagina?  Not OSU fans, and neither should Heisman voters.  The kid is an amazing leader and athlete, and he has only started 23 games.  Anyway, age is in the eye of the beholder:  Here are 28 modernities older than Weeden:

1.CELL PHONES

2. KNIGHT RIDER:

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3.CHUCK E. CHEESE

4.AIDS

5.TRIVIAL PURSUIT:

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(JUMP, and bewilder over the ravages of 28 YEARS....)

6.MTV, (BUT NOT VH1)

7.DA INTERNET

8. V. I. LENIN'S PRESERVED CORPSE

9.THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

10.THE HONDA ACCORD

11.SUDOKU

12.ANTI-LOCK BRAKES

13.AEROSMITH

14.RAP MUSIC

15.VALIUM

16.STARBUCKS

17.DYSON VACUUM CLEANERS

18.DAVID LETTERMAN ON TV

19.STEVE JOBS' BRAIN

20.THE ROLLING STONES (BAND)

21.ROLLING STONE (MAGAZINE)

22.TIM ALLEN'S STANDUP ROUTINE

23.JERRY SEINFELD'S STANDUP ROUTINE

24. SOME ELEPHANTS, PARROTS, HORSES, TURTLES

25. ESKIMO JOE'S

26. BOONE'S FARM (NOT THAT BOONE)

27. AMERICANS HAVING HEARD OF MARGRET THATCHER

28. THE HEISMAN TROPHY:

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