OU Fan Boy: When Tweeting Backfires
Poor, despicable Matt Lynch. All he wanted to do was show off for his friends. Instead, he has quickly become the most hated and laughed at failure-of-a-human being in Oklahoma.
And all it took was one tweet:
@mattIynch Matt Lynch
Hey @justblack81 and @bweeden3 are yall getting on an airplane before bedlam? Hopefully. #planecrash#die
Wow. Now here at CRFF we pride ourselves on our edgy, sometimes vulgar content but there are some things that should never be joked about. Unfortunately, Matt Lynch never had the genetic advantages of growing a brain larger than the size of a peanut. And that also explains why he dropped out of OU and is now attending--or did attend (more on that later)--Johnson County Community College.
But most importantly, the minuscule size of his feeble brain explains why he doesn't understand the concept of technology, the internet, and just how fast the shit can hit the fan.
Click the jump for the consequences of Matt Lynch's actions.
I assume those who haven't heard or read about this yet are fuming by now. Well fear not, kids. Karma does exist. And man oh man, did it ever come back to bite ol' Mattie in record time.
You see, Brandon Weeden isn't exactly an unknown player. He has quite the Twitter following. He also isn't very shy. So when he retweeted Matt's original statement with his own addition of "This is a joke right?", it didn't take long for OSU fans everywhere to immediately react.
This is where technology comes into play. If you're underage, you probably don't want this floating around:
And if you're trying to stay out of jail, you probably don't want to post this for the world to see:
By the way, the interwebz are a funny thing. It stores all types of information. For example, telephone numbers. Now, I won't give his out but let's just say the damage has already been done...as indicated by a later tweet:
mattIynch Matt Lynch
Okay I deleted the tweet stop calling my house phone this got really fucking weird really fast
Awww, poor Mattie. He was just trying to be funny. You know, the whole "fifteen seconds of fame" thing? How was he supposed to know that he would become subject to ridicule so fast? Well it couldn't possibly get worse, could it?
Oh, but it can:
JCCCtweet JCCC Tweets
Apologies to all #OSU fans. @Mattlynch does not represent Johnson County Community College. We share your grief and upset over his comments.
Whoops. Apparently the good people at JCCC don't appreciate having students that represent themselves in such an idiotic manner. Looks like OU may not be the last school to kick poor Matt to the curb.
All in all, I'd say this has probably turned into the worst day of Mr. Lynch's young life. In the matter of hours he has made enemies with most of the state, put his family through hell with constant incoming phone calls, and most likely has the police searching for him while his junior community college prepares his expulsion letter.
Karma. It's a vicious bitch.
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Fairly representative of their average fan,
Good people those OU fans, good people. Well at least they never had a decan attack and try to castrate an opposing fan. Wait…..
Learning to love the soft zone, 600 yards at a time,
www.cowboysrideforfree.com, the best Oklahoma State blog on the net (and also the drunkest)
by AUKingOState on Dec 1, 2011 7:10 AM CST via mobile reply actions
This.
Some of the response comments made (on other sites) are as disgusting as the original tweet.
by Prometheus1185 on Dec 1, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
OK
Dirtbag, attends community college, OU fan.
Check, check and check.
I believe thats parts 1 and 2 of the OU fan checklist
1: dirtbag
2: dropout/never attended college
3: beats wife
4: BOOMER
Learning to love the soft zone, 600 yards at a time,
www.cowboysrideforfree.com, the best Oklahoma State blog on the net (and also the drunkest)
by AUKingOState on Dec 1, 2011 7:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Truly vile.
Fwiw we got plenty of the same shit day in & out about Box etc. especially week of fsu game…
And you should do the same thing
Some things are off limits. Austin box is one of them, the plane crash is another. Expose people, the interwebs are not as anonymous as people think
Learning to love the soft zone, 600 yards at a time,
www.cowboysrideforfree.com, the best Oklahoma State blog on the net (and also the drunkest)
by AUKingOState on Dec 1, 2011 7:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
It was done.
Anonymity (or the thought of) makes peoples ignorance shine through.
by OU JJ on Dec 1, 2011 7:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
As my Dad used to say...
…“Bad things can happen when you do stupid shit.”
Oh, btw…will not condemn OU fans for this. Stupid exists on both sides of the aisle.
Douchebag.
What a disgusting individual.
by SoonerGoneEast on Dec 1, 2011 7:39 AM CST via mobile reply actions
CRFF Internet Detective Agency
by samuelbryant on Dec 1, 2011 8:09 AM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Can I be part of the Female Body Inspection Division of CRFFIDA?
For what it's worth...
by Something Witty on Dec 1, 2011 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
Is there an Iowa Division needed?
USC knockoff uniforms, none of the results (including probation)
Wide Right & Natty Lite | @widertnattylt
I now Deputize you by the authority of DRFFIDA.
Go forth and ogle.
For what it's worth...
by Something Witty on Dec 1, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Very important to note that it's a capital 'eye' not an L
The MattLynch guy on twitter has been receiving a lot of flack, but looking at the original tweet it’s a capital i not a small L.
I'm sure the other Matt Lynch deserves it for something too
Justice be dispencesed!!!!
by samuelbryant on Dec 1, 2011 10:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
could he just change his name, add a middle initial or something
Yeah, it sucks this guy is getting harassed but I think it’s an easy fix
Another victory for "The Internet Hate Machine"
This douche was a deserving victim.
Always have faith in God, yourself, and the Cowboys.
-Eddie Sutton
The JCCCtweet quote.
The JCCCtweet quote has the wrong username in it. It has @mattlynch but it should be @mattiynch. A lower case L and a capital i are indistinguishable and they just got it wrong from a picture or something.
JCCCtweet JCCC Tweets
Apologies to all #OSU fans. @Mattlynch does not represent Johnson County Community College. We share your grief and upset over his comments.
I was wondering why my follower count was going up so fast yesterday. Also why my twitter handle was being slammed so hard. Took me a while to figure it all out.
The rest of the quotes in the article have the correct username, @mattiynch, but that user no longer exists.
Haha, sorry for any misguided hate.
One of the downsides of having a familiar name in the Twitter world.
Cowboys Ride For Free
by Royal John on Dec 1, 2011 12:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What a jerk
May I apologize on behalf of the human race.
Rumor has it that Texas is about to sign a huge corporate sponsorship deal for the Longhorn Network. They just have to decide which brand represents them best: Dyson, Eureka or Hoover.
Whereas Jack Daniels
is the drink of champions.

USC knockoff uniforms, none of the results (including probation)
Wide Right & Natty Lite | @widertnattylt
Note how smoothly it runs down his chin
and onto his shirt.
Rumor has it that Texas is about to sign a huge corporate sponsorship deal for the Longhorn Network. They just have to decide which brand represents them best: Dyson, Eureka or Hoover.
Mike Sherman out at A&M
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm surprised it took this long. Coulda been earlier
in the season when they lost every second half by a 100 points or so a game.
by thunderupokst on Dec 1, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
The buyout was rather large.
Early today it sounded like it wasn’t going to happen, but I bet a booster stepped in to pay.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Niether myself or any other sooner fan (of average intelligence) is affilated with said douchebag
signed
Someone who doesn’t go to Johnson County Community College.

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