Prediction Time! OSU vs. ULLa
by Royal John on Sep 2, 2011 7:01 AM CDT
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PrintFriends, lovers, illegitimate children...college football has finally returned. And with that, CRFF returns one of our staple reoccurring traditions (no, not upskirts)--Gameday predictions! It feels like it has been far too long since we have last done this so let's go through the basics very quickly.
This is a comment friendly article (aren't they all?) in which I ask our drunken intelligent and faithful readers to make predictions on a number of issues and stats that will occur in this weekend's game against ULLa..Lala...lalalala. La. (la).
We're thinking about adding a twist this year. Perhaps something like the "Comment of the Week" where the most accurate predictions (or the most interesting/hilarious) are recognized by CRFF the following week. Let's be honest. You want your fake name to be up there. We're all attention whores.
Oh, and before we get started, a friend sent me a video of the best thing ULLLLLLaalalalalaaallla has to offer. And my goodness, I would definitely not turn it down. After you're done zipping up your pa watching the video (skip to the 2:10 mark for the best part), click that jump button to make your predictions!
1. Final Score?
2. Number of Weeden2Blackmon touchdowns?
3. Total sacks for OSU defense?
4. When will Weeden come out of the game?
5. What will the uniform combination be?
6. What will the attendance number be?
7. Where will I be sleeping tomorrow night?
8. How many limeys does it take to get Levy Adcock smashed?
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After watching that video,
I have never wanted to be a punching bag so bad in my life.
1: 65-17
2: 2
3: 4
4: End of the first half
5: Black helmet, some stupid grey jersey, and some stupid grey pants (I love orange, grey blows, black blows, I hate the new unis)
6: Announced: 53.490, Actual: 48,900
7: The Dragons Lair men’s room. May God have mercy on your soul (and the crabs you will have)
8: 7, but considering a mortal only needs 2, that’s impressive.
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Being an "editor" of the site...
I thought it to be my duty to embed the wonderful video at the top. Trust me, you’re welcome. I will officially not get a single thing done today.
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Thanks for the help.
I actually thought I had. Minor oversight on my part. I suppose I’ll have to take a beating from her as my punishment…
And is it me?
Or does the exchange at the end mildly seem like the beginning of a dirty movie?
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no, it's not just you
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I'm antsy in my pantsy for OSU football
1. 65-9
2. 4
3. 6
4. Halftime
5. Black helmet, Orange jersey, Black pants
6. 54126
7. On the roof of the Student Union
8. 22 8/9
56-3 Final
3 W2B TD’s
6 Sacks
Weeden done at halftime
Grey Helmet, Orange Jersey, Gray Pants
Attendance? 53,500
The Dorms
Levy Adcock can smash limeys and not get smashed
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Apparently, i cannot spell grey
And when I say grey helmet, I mean black.
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Toby Keith wishes he had a mullet as great as Levy Adcock's.
1. 56-10
2. Two W2B TDs
3. 4 sacks
4. Done after the first offensive series in the 3rd quarter
5. Traditional: White helmet, Orange Jersey, White pants
6. 53,825
7. Sam’s mom’s closet
8. 28
- 52-13 all 13 of ohh-la-la’s poins come after the Cowboys’ starters are planning their conquests for post-game
- 4 times W2B cause me to set up camp
- 2 sacks
- I’m with Royal done after 1st possesion of the 3rd Qtr
- White, Orange, Grey
- 52,900 rabid Pokes forming the “Sea of Orange”
- Behind the Dumpster in Shortcake’s parking lot
- 15, but only if he hammers them all in 15 minutes, and he only stays smashed for a half hour before his super human liver catches back up.
For what it's worth...
by Something Witty on Sep 2, 2011 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Thank you, Thank You
For what it's worth...
by Something Witty on Sep 2, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
i rubbed my ball and this is what it said
1. 59-17
2. 3
3. 4
4. 2 possessions in the third
5. Grey Orange grey
6. 57,500
7. Starting point
8. 27. Just enough for him to adopt the persona of Fred “The Ogre” Palowakski
by Upgrayedd on Sep 2, 2011 2:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i looked in the bottom of my Joes cup and this is what it said. (sry Upgrayedd, you didnt copyright that shit)
1. 42-24
2. 2
3. 4
4. 3 min left in the 3rd
5. wHITE ORANGE GREY
6. 53666
7. Levys
8. 5, just enough to enstill the courage for him to tell Stan Clark his tshirts are ugly and Whisperin RIchard that he sucks as a barber.
you leave whisperin richard alone!
by Upgrayedd on Sep 2, 2011 3:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I put some Theta Pond water under a microscope and this is what it said
1. 48-20
2. 2
3. 6
4. early in 4th
5. White Orange White
6. 52,500
7. Detox
8. infinte – he is immune
by tatum bells luggage on Sep 2, 2011 4:06 PM CDT reply actions
did the theta pond water contain ghonorrea?
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