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If a picture is worth 1000 words, here is today's submission. Instead of writing an incendiary Texas A&M article on how the collie is the total pussy of the working dog class, Yachoff spent 3.5 hours making something that will sure to be kicked in on my front porch the next time Yachoff orders a pizza. Behold, the Charles Manson OU Pumpkin. (sorry, the picture is not so good, jack-o-lantern photography is a whole art in to itself.)
Jack-o-lanterns are a great way to propagandize your home and draw the ire of your neighbors. Please leave ideas for anti-OU pumpkins, or pro-OSU pumpkins that Yachoff can use this Halloween to piss off the parents of those stupid little kids who think their lame ass Sam Bradford jersey is a "costume". Those children will most definitely be getting the razorblade taffy pennies in their trick or treat sacks. If your carving idea is conceivable enough and totally awesome, maybe Yachoff will carve it.
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we need a Gundykin...
a carving with an epic pic of Gundy from many of his press conferences or something else….
Yes, Gundy will be coming soon
this is probly the pic that will be used:
by Yachoffsmirnoff on Sep 22, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
How much for my own Charles Manson OU pumpkin?
That is, quite possibly, the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on the Internet, and I’ve seen 2 girls 1 cup. Outstanding.
Cowboys Ride For Free, the best Oklahoma State blog on the net (and also the drunkest)
by AUKingOState on Sep 22, 2011 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That'd be cool.
But for me, Gary Gibbs was their best coaching symbol of mediocrity.
And his face looks like it was born to be on a jack-o-lantern, anyway:

by Yachoffsmirnoff on Sep 22, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
im all for this one
Mmmmm Mmmmm Bitch!! - Dave Chappelle
Im that one guy that did that one thing at that one place that one time...
GREAT idea
Two sides… One ropin the wind, one gaines.
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by CincyJoe on Sep 22, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

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