Hey Ladies, Someone With a Billion Dollars is Getting Divorced Over Here...

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Do you have what it takes to be Mrs. T. Boone Pickens #5?

Hey there ladies! Do you like romantic walks on your own private island? Courtside seats to Cowboy basketball games, private boxes at Cowboy football games? Attracted to elderly oil wildcatters? Do you enjoy taking over Fortune 500 companies just for kicks or simply being around someone who does? Does a initialized first name get you moist in all the right places? Well, we've got the man for you. You see:

T. Boone Pickens Is Single Again!

T. Boone and wife Madeleine are divorcing after seven fabulous years of caviar wishes and champagne dreams.

When is the last time you were put on a pedestal like the trophy you are? Well, T. Boone knows a few things about trophies. You see, he's done this four times before. So you know when you marry the Boone, you are getting a man who can please the ladies, or failing that, pay them large amounts of money in alimony. So apply today! If selected, you could be T. Boone's fifth wife! But act fast, T. Boone moves quickly for a 84 year-old man. You don't want to miss your chance to be the true first lady of Oklahoma State University.

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