Oklahoma State Head Coach Mike Gundy has a big decision to make.
Gundy: We all knew this day was coming....
Monken: KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE TOY STORY SHIT YOU PUSSY WE HAVE A DECISION TO MAKE
Gundy: Sorry Todd, I know. It's just...Well, this whole not having Weeden thing is worse than a RedBull hangover
[In comes Dana Holgorsen]
Holgs: Did somebody say REDBULL? Who ate all the pussy?!?!
Gundy: That' s enough Dana. What are you doing here?
Holgs: I hear there's a big decision to make, and I'm here to help.
Gundy: Well that's awful nice Coach. And there's a lot maturity in our camp right now and I ....
Holgs: And I brought a friend....Get in here Joe!
[In walks Joe DeForest]
Holgs: Now we're gonna make this snappy nappy {creep laugh} You've got 3 unproven candidates that are all good. One is the incumbent that rides a scooter around town, the other was the best QB in Texas just two years ago and the other, well - I hear Todd flew to Illinois and personally recruited him. I'm not one to analyze things too much you know but........
[Holgs phone rings]
Holgs: Excuse me coach, got to take this. An old friend if you know what I mean. [tongues the phone]
Holgs: Time to go Joe!
Joe DeForest: But...We just got here and I don' t think we've really come to a decision.
Holgs: It's time for daddy's snack! Bitches be waitin!!!!!!!!
DeForest: [begins to walk out uncomfortably]
[Gundy holds an outstretched hand]
DeForest: I'm so sorry Mike....but you're on your own
Monken: MOTHERFUCKER
[The End]


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