When telling the story of Cowboy great Pete Incaviglia, there is no need for paragraphs or even sentences. Images and captions detail the man's playing career better than any writer could ever capture with something as weak as words.

1985 season (all NCAA records): 48 home runs in a season, 143 RBI, 285 bases, 1.14 slugging %, 100% raw sexuality.

"Minor leagues are for pussies." -Inky

Our hero hits a rough patch (even resorting to running when nothing else was working)

Redemption. In 1993 Inky finds his swing, the right team, and the perfect mustache-to-hair-to-eyebrow-to-stubble ratio.

The final chapter. A quick decent into old age (34), clean cut, preparing for a move into coaching, and a relaxed fitness plan.

THE END

Nostalgic music. Enjoy a chaw.