This is #21, 22, 23 and 24.
- Taking candy from children. (Also as easy.)
- Mike Gundy going home to find all his carpenters wearing officially licensed Oklahoma State apparel, and they aren't being all surly about it either. Not like that last guy.
- Upskirt pics when they are tastefully done.
- OU getting slapped around for three quarters by UTEP even though you put $15 on OU to win by 30 1/2 points and they didn't even come close, but you don't mind because oh, how you hate them so.
- Beating a team one to zero, eighty-four times.
- Not ever having to think about Missouri again. You hear that, Missouri? I DON'T MISS YOU!
- Hearing Dana Holgoresen's wooden line reading in that cheesy Big 12 coaches commercial.
- At long last a chance to re-live that 117 point victory against Southwestern in 1916. T'was a simple time, right before we shipped 'over there' to fight the Kaiser in WWI. Oh, how we danced the foxtrot and shouted "23 Skidoo", beating those Southwestern nincompoops so badly that they thought they were Vice-President Thomas R. Marshall. Then we went down to the Dairy Barn for a box social, then ambled on over to (Old) Central to distribute influenza leaflets. Yes, everything was jake in Stillwater, that day.
- Texas A&M going over to SEC-land but too scared of a little hurricane juice to play. BUCK UP AGGIE YOURE IN KATRINAS HOUSE NOW
- T. Boone Pickens taking a dip in his giant money vault, lighting cigars with the queen's birth certificate, or just sticking rare baseball cards up his nose.
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