Since its Bedlam week and the POKES are favored to win, I thought I would make some new rules so the Goons have a chance to compete. #10) Every time "Boomer Sooner" is played OU is awarded 3 points. #9) Only OU alumni may serve as referees. #8) A first down will be called when OU gains 3 yards; 10 for OSU. #7) A first down by OSU will result in a 15 yard penalty for un-sportsman like conduct. #6) OU will be allowed 10 time outs each half, OSU 3. #5) OU will be allowed to use 3 footballs at the same time. #4) OU will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the game. #3) OU will be allowed 27 players on the field at all times. #2) A touchdown by either team will count for 21 points for OU, but only 7 for OSU if they are the ones that score. #1) All of OU's past conference titles and National Championships will be worth 21 points added to the scoreboard at the beginning of the game. GO POKES!!