He doesn’t have to shower after swimming in Theta Pond;
Boone Pickens always takes his calls;
Eskimo Joe's chili cheese fries is his recipe;
Marcus Smart learned how to do his "KU" back flip from watching his instructional video;
Gundy says "He's a man. Go after him'"
Mike Holder LOWERED his ticket prices;
Pistol Pete was supposed to be his likeness, but they couldn't make anything that handsome;
He invented the color orange;
Berry Tramel doesn’t have a story about him;
Kelly Hines asks him for shoe advice;
He dunked on Blake Griffin;
When he asks Gundy about starters and injuries, he gets a straight answer;
He is always voted #1 in any poll, even by Nick Saban…and Gary Pinkel…
Johnny Manziel pays him for his autograph;
Squinky wouldn’t dare flick a tentacle in his presence;
He once tackled Barry Sanders...in the open field;
Charlie Weiss asks him for restaurant recommendations;
And the most important one of all......
When he stands up, the OU band stops playing.