Credit to redditnoob67 on Reddit.

From WRNL's Open Thread. Keiton Page will haunt this conference's collective conscience for years.

Sometimes when you stare into the abyss of the Gundykin, the abyss of the Gundykin stares back into you. Proving Yachoff is no "one pump(kin carving) chump", whittlin’ commenced into the wee hours of the night and produced the pumpkin Cincy and I.P.O. requested, the "let’s get dressed in a suit and terminator glasses and go kick the shit out of UGA, Gundy". In Yachoff’s mind, it actually kind of turned out as "Gundy, if he were the lead singer of ‘Guns and Roses’", but you can decide that for yourself. Here’s hoping Sam isn’t pissed when he returns from picking up packages in Central America for the Medellin cartel to find his site has been turned into some sort of collegiate pumpkin carving blog. Anyway, Let’s Ride em’ Cowboys, beat A&M for a fourth-in-a-row and final (for a while) time.

Ugliest Heisman trophy winner in history of ever. Texas A&M 1957, John David Crow

Yup. via @iMarkelBrown22 Full image here

Oklahoma State added one more NCAA individual wrestling title to its trophy case Saturday after Jordan Oliver dropped No. 2 Andrew Hochstrasser of Boise State, 8-4. As a team, the Cowboys finished fourth with 70.5 team points. Penn State won the national title with 107.5 points.

Figured you could add to your collection *Big thanks to JTE over at Crimson and Cream Machine. This is excellent and absolutely deserves front page promotion here at CRFF. Pure Excellence.

Markel Brown has ups. Ya, I know the quality isn't great, but I do the best I can with what I got here so at least give me an effort point*. On this inbounds play Markel Brown jumped from a flat footed position, just barely bending his knees, and by my rough calculations his feet are almost half his height off the ground. *point=J

John Lucas III arrives in China! After being cut by the Bulls, JLIII has signed a deal with Yao Ming's old team, the Shanghai Sharks. I feel like there are at least 30 jokes in this picture, but I am unsure of how xenophobic most of them would come off, so I'll just leave it at "here is the image". Here is a slideshow of about 10 pics of JLIII's arrival, and honestly... it looks like he is having a great time with it. It appears that he has some nice fan support over there.