4 misdemeanors in one shot. Damn son, you suck at driving. Guess he'll miss Savannah State. At least we're finally on the Fulmer Cup board. Oh, and he wasn't drunk or high, making his quad charge even more impressive. Fucking offseason.

I know I get to sit here all day and bash on players (and I love it), but it's rare you get to hear a coach do it, so Monken's quote about OU (and Landry Jones in particular) is money. People are making way too much out of it, but to hear my offensive coordinator basically call Jones a pussy, is amazing. And really, if you ever add the word "dozer" to a play, you deserved to be called pussies.

Lets go, comment time. Don't make me "that guy" talking to myself.

Tonight's NFL draft represents the absolute end of several Cowboys stellar collegiate careers. Consider this an open thread to discuss, well, the draft.

Wes Lunt will be the first true freshman to start the season since 1950. More up later, for now discuss quietly amongst yourselves.

True freshman Wes Lunt will take the reigns at starter next year. He will be the first true freshman to start a season since 1950. We'll have way more up later, but for now discuss quietly amongst yourselves.