The following is a fair and balanced story that was emailed to me by a guy claiming to be Thayer Evans. Allegedly of course.

STILLWATER, OK. Oklahoma State Food Officials still want to talk to a man they say farts too much while trying to make ends meet at Eskimo Joes.

The man, Jimmy Esposito, a 19 year old Undecided Sophomore has refused to talk with Oklahoma State. He has also repeatedly refused interview requests by FOXSPORTS.com.

Even though Esposito hasn't spoken, the investigation that Oklahoma State Food and Safety officials started in late summer uncovered that Esposito allegedly farted repeatedly while making Joe's Famous Cheese fries back in July of 2011. It is unclear exactly when and to what extent this took place but we know for sure that it was in July or maybe August. It could have been September or was it Homecoming?

Anyways...

During the investigation, Food and Safety official also discovered that two employees "in the food industry" in Stillwater were consistently eating during their shift. It was later discovered that the employees didn't know that eating leftover fried shit violated Oklahoma Food Code. Both "eating on the job" incidents have reportedly been resolved.

Esposito has not taken any calls and has been uncooperative with FOXSPORTS.com

Two sources, speaking on the condition of anonymity told FOXSPORTS.com that Esposito has bragged about farting without people knowing several times.

Earlier this year Cole Miller, Eskimo Joe's Kitchen Manager, told his employees to be careful around Jimmy - another anonymous source said.

Esposito could not be reached for comment. Stan Clark could not be reached for comment. T Boone Pickens could not be reached for comment. Mike Gundy could not be reached for comment. Basically, nobody wants to talk about this.

Do you know who I am? Boomer Sooner!!!! Die Cowboys. Fuck You.

I'm not sure about you but I'm ready to rock this shit. New Year's Eve that is. Here are a few (ok, all) of our favorite posts of the year. We are currently making our way to the desert so if you see us out there, please stop and say hi. Sam will be carrying a black backpack full of "Pete was Here" panties and King will have a plastic sack full of orange rubbers rubbers. I could make a really sick joke here but I won't.

Stay safe out there and thank you all for your continued support of Cowboys Ride For Free.

The podcast heard 'Round the World
Little did we know back in August that we'd hear part of this in prime time on ESPN. It happened though and we couldn't be more proud. We were called homers then. You can now call us experts.

AP's Second Place, Lonely Hearts, Lodge of Broken Dreams
In my opinion, the most outstanding blog post of the entire year on any blog, anywhere.

Masturbation Aids for Big 12 Schools
Masturbation and Aids in the first 3 words of the title. SEO Genius!

Oklahoma State Wins the Big 12
The greatest post of the year (in terms of subject matter) no doubt

Royal John's way too early Power Ranking aka Sooners = Nickelback
Big 12 teams as rock bands. Greatness.

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CRFF gets a quote from a stereotypical fan.

Over the weekend, Robert Griffin III became the first Heisman winner in Baylor history as he beat out Andrew Luck and Trent Richardson for the prestigious award. What do you think about this?

Oklahoma State Fan
"But he had a terrible game against us! Why isn't more emphasis placed on one bad performance? At Oklahoma State, we are firm believers that you are as bad as your worst performance."

Baylor Fan
"Yeah! We're all gonna get LAIDDDD....ladles of Dr. Pepper served to all!"

Oklahoma Fan
"Fucking Heupel."

CRFF gets a soundbite from a fanbase's most stereotypical fan.

Last night, Justin Blackmon won the Belitnikoff award becoming only the 2nd player to ever win the award twice. What are your feelings on this?

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"Blackmon is the best. I can't wait to watch him in the BCS title game
and to see if he can win the award a 3rd time as a Senior."

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"Hey, they showed something about Crabtree during the award presentation! Tech is relevant again! Get yer 2008 Guns up!"

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"Fucking Landry"

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Everyone at CRFF wishes you safe travels and easy access to a toilet should you consume too much of Aunt Jude's pumpkin crisp. Posting will be sporadic over the next few days so luckily, not much changes.

Thank you Pistol Pete's second amendment rights, thank you cheese fries, thank you Coors Light, thank you SBN, thank you T Boone's little dog, thank you Limey, thank you shitty tailgate tent, thank you Ryan Broyles, thank you Ronnell Lewis, thank you Dominic Whaley, thank you cheap beer, thank you cheap blow jibbers, thank you Oklahoma State University, thank you RG3, thank you Seth Doege, thank you (in advance) Auburn, thank you steaks on a grill during a ban burn, thank you Cowboys, thank you Cowgirls, thank you reverse Cowgirls, thank you Makers Mark, thank you Mustache Rides and thank you Oklahoma, Oregon and Clemson. Last but not least, we are thankful for the community we are a part of at OSU. 

Happy Thanksgiving Y'all. 

I hate typing "2 others" as though they don't matter, but truthfully I don't know who they are yet.

Women's Head Basketball Coach Kurt Budke and assistant Miranda Serna were on their way back from a recruiting trip last night when their plane went down in Arkansas. All on board were killed.

This really isn't our specialty, so I will just offer this space to leave your thoughts and send well wishes, prayers, etc to the families, friends, players, teamates, colleagues, supporters, and all of those affected by this tragedy (all of us included).

Sad day for the Cowboy Family.

Updates and details here.