Buenas Dias, Mr. Anderson. A most hearty bienvenidos from the most Fiesta'nst city in Tejas. Greetings from the Riverwalk! Wasted Optimism is getting reports that James Anderson is the #20 pick in the NBA (basketball) draft headed for the San Antonio Spurs. We're calling it official -- Must cite Wasted Optimism as source.
In celebration (fiesta) of the impending arrival of Mr. Big Game James, WastedOptimism has taken a second job in preparing a bountiful welcome basket full of e-tourism advice and commentary. As the unofficial official spokeswebsite of San Antonio, we want to extend Mr. Anderson a smooth transition from the rural confines of Stillwater, OK. Things are a bit different down here, ya'll.
#1. Pack a jacket!!! It can get cold around here. We can get down into the 60's in January. So, bring something light to cover up with.
#2. Hope you like tacos because we serve a bunch down here. You can eat them anywhere, too. Like the Riverwalk (think Bricktown in OKC, but lazier and less-established). Or the Alamo. Or Manu Ginobli's apartment.
#3. She's off limits, dude.
And lastly, good luck to you James. Now we have found the one redeeming quality in San Antonio.