OK. So it's really not an "exclusive" but I found these to be remarkable. It's kinda better if you don't know who it is when you read it, so I've linked to the author.
Enjoy, and give these guys a follow!
I'm on my way to padre to find me another baby momma
How was the new stripclub last night? It can't be better than the layer... There's just no possible way.
Thats just weird...like to say...on twitter?RT @ JChristineDuval: Bikini wax over lunch. I'm a masochist
Only if you knew what people text me....hahaha kinda hard to believe
Last day in the Nati...Back to the illy stilly.... Basketball season hurry up and come....
And finally, the best Tweet - maybe ever in the history of Twitter....
Classic!!!!!!!
Here's the link to the list if you want to follow it: http://twitter.com/CowboysRFF/osu-players