Sure, it's like 3 hours early, but you know I always come early, so actually we're right on time. Watching the Rose Bowl as we speak (well, actually as I type and you watch football), and I get the feeling there won't be a whole lot of defense between Wisky and the Ducks.
Here it is Poke fans, you're final gamethread of the 2011 Cowboy football season. Love it, cherish it, comment your balls (or ovaries) off. Or get drunk and piss in the fish tank, whatever you feel tonight. I'm almost shaking as I type, I'm fucking pumped for this game. A chance to showcase the Pokes on one of the biggest stages in college football. A win tonight will be huge for our program (and completely skull fuck the athletic department as they negotiate with Gundy), help us recruit, get $$, all that shit. But I care more about sending ol' neckbeard off to the NFL with another loss, and prove who the best quarterback in America is.
Tonight I'll be alternating Maker's and Coke with PBR's (yeah, I enjoy PBR, what of it?), let me know what you're drinking, who your doing in celebration, and any good porno links in the comments.
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