Let's Get Pasted is a place where we periodically post a collection of links, quick thoughts, and hopefully one day, a haiku.
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So here are the links that we, the writers, are throwing at ya today...
Last year OSU got rings for a shared south championship and boy did the OU fans eat that up with a spoon. Well, this year we have them outright. Suck it, OU.
OSU Cowgirls are tearing it up on the hardwood in the memory of the four that lost their lives in November. Get em' ladies. A NIT championship would be a nice memorial, and an illustration of just how much improvement you've made this year.
Justin Blackmon is a pretty nice dude. Not so great at golf as it turns out.
Kansas making the Final Four is good for the Big 12, but we can't help but be a little jealous of their success. At least with Charlie Weis coming in for Kansas Football, OSU is guaranteed at least a couple more years of 70-28 victories.
Not being able to make fun of KSU's Frank Martin's er.. "Roman" appearance is going to be a major shock to this CRFF thing of ours. KSU fans are no doubt feeling jilted, but that's nothing. Wait until the buyout when Frank Martin tells KSU AD John Currie that either his brains or his signature will be on the paperwork.
OSU PLAYS ARIZONA IN FIVE MONTHS. MIKE STOOPS HAS TAKEN TIME OUT OF HIS DAY TO GIVE CBS AN AMAZING POST FIRING TOOTHPICK-BAT METAPHOR ON UofA SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS READ THIS / ARIZONA DESERT SWARM
The baseball kind, not the mammal.
Not well versed in Maryland football (who is?), but this is funny nonetheless. Photoshoped turkeys are just sort of funny on a base level.