Let's Get Pasted is a place where we periodically post a collection of links, quick thoughts, and hopefully one day, a haiku.
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So here are the links that we, the writers, are throwing at ya today...
OKLAHOMA STATE GOT THEIR BIG 12 RINGS, AND THIS TIME ITS FOR REAL / KTUL.COM
Last year OSU got rings for a shared south championship and boy did the OU fans eat that up with a spoon. Well, this year we have them outright. Suck it, OU.
COWGIRL BASKETBALL MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE SEMI'S OF THE NIT / TULSA WORLD
OSU Cowgirls are tearing it up on the hardwood in the memory of the four that lost their lives in November. Get em' ladies. A NIT championship would be a nice memorial, and an illustration of just how much improvement you've made this year.
HERE IS A STORY ABOUT HOW NICE A GUY JUSTIN BLACKMON IS / SPORTING NEWS
Justin Blackmon is a pretty nice dude. Not so great at golf as it turns out.
Kansas making the Final Four is good for the Big 12, but we can't help but be a little jealous of their success. At least with Charlie Weis coming in for Kansas Football, OSU is guaranteed at least a couple more years of 70-28 victories.
SOUTH CAROLINA MAKES KSU'S FRANK MARTIN AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE / NEWSOK.COM
Not being able to make fun of KSU's Frank Martin's er.. "Roman" appearance is going to be a major shock to this CRFF thing of ours. KSU fans are no doubt feeling jilted, but that's nothing. Wait until the buyout when Frank Martin tells KSU AD John Currie that either his brains or his signature will be on the paperwork.
Self-explanitory...
The baseball kind, not the mammal.
SPEAKING OF METAPHORS, SPENCER HAS A HUMDINGER / EVERYDAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY
Not well versed in Maryland football (who is?), but this is funny nonetheless. Photoshoped turkeys are just sort of funny on a base level.