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Time for a trip down a path that none of us really wants to go down...
WHETSELL
1. TCU
Unless you mess up, you get to hang out here forever, because heaven knows I'm not going to put the next team here unless I absolutely have to.
2. Baylor
You were ok with cheap shots before. I may not like OU, but I'm not ok with this...
You guys suck. You won't get my vote for #1. Ever.
3. Kansas State
So that's all it takes? All we have to do is wear purple and we get to kick your ass?
4. Oklahoma
Bedlam won't mean shit this year, which means we'll probably get lit up, unless of course you've mailed it in worse than Gundy.
5. Texas
Great. Just fucking great.
6. West Virginia
Turns out Texas is better than Bama?
7. Oklahoma State
Great. Just fucking great. Oh, and how about that game we played against Florida State?
8. Texas Tech
I've actually forgotten that you're playing football this season.
9. Kansas
Goalposts. You tore down the goalposts. For beating Iowa State.
10. Iowa State
You're gonna have a new coach to go with that new stadium.
KING
1: TCU
The frogs really need Baylor to lose. I don't know who can beat them, but I'm pretty sure it won't be us.
2: Baylor
In the driver's seat for a second straight big 12 championship. I just vomited a little.
3: KSU
Well, that's how you piss down your leg.
4: Texas
Sadly, the stronghorns are putting it together.
5: OU
The goons weren't just beat, they were made to like it.
6: WVU
So the season crashed pretty quick didn't it....
7: OSU
But not as fast as ours did.
8: Tech
Just a dumpster fire this season.
9: Kansas
Legitimately not last anymore.
10: ISU
How did you beat Iowa and get worse every game after?