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I’m not here to justify or defend my article because quite frankly, it’s not my fault that some Sooner fans don’t know the definition of "bold".
Anyway, let’s begin.
1. The number of times Bob Stoops goes into a rampage is greater than the total number of touchdowns the Sooners have.
Let’s be real, who gets tired of seeing this face?
2. Tyreek Hill returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown.
Pokes strike quick.
3. A fourth of the stadium is empty entering the 4th quarter.
Because the deficit is too great to overcome, why else would the Sooners watch? After all, isn’t supporting your team no matter what a little overrated?
4. Sooner fans will spend the entire 4th quarter rehearsing to themselves "I am a fan of the Oklahoma Sooners. I am a winner. The all-time Bedlam record is 84-18-7. I do not have an inferiority complex".
Practicing your excuses is a must. How else can you take a loss?
5. The OU quarterback commits four turnovers.
I’m going to say one fumble and three interceptions.
6. Desmond Roland amasses 200 rushing yards.
Oklahoma State is going to run the ball all game.
7. The Oklahoma State QB throws for 300.
Whether it be Walsh or Garman, someone is going to have a field day.
8. The Cowboys have an offensive score of 70+ yards.
I’m thinking Austin Hays on the deep ball.
9. Oklahoma State scores a touchdown on all three side of the ball.
Plain and simple.
10. Pokes win by at least four touchdowns.
There’s something about 48-20 that has a special ring to it.
11. Mike Stoops breaks a headset.
The only thing better than a Bob Stoops breakdown is a Mike Stoops breakdown.
12. Thanks to our pals in Norman, we will be able to know how many Bedlam wins we have in the last 10 years, despite the outcome.
As if we weren’t already aware.
13. Bedlam is a battle for the Big 12 title.
Why not?
14. The Sooner offense won’t enter the Cowboy red zone until the 2nd quarter.
They will call for the beheading of Heupel.
15. Oklahoma State celebrates their 2nd Big 12 Championship on Owen Field.
#SoonerTears #SoonerTears #SoonerTears
It’s going to be a helluva day for the Cowboys and it’s going to be great. But don’t worry Sooner fans, you still have all those trophies that were won before you were alive as consolation.
GO POKES!!!