Breaking Madden, The Funniest Thing You Will Read All Week
"He ... I mean, damn. In last week's Breaking Madden we saw a guy pick up a dude and throw him, but ... he picks him up, turns, and shoves his precious little face directly into the face mask of a sprinting Derrick Morgan. God DANG. I don't know whether I've ever made this clear, so I'll do that now: never, ever, ever, ever attempt to recreate a Breaking Madden scenario in real life, ever."
If you haven't been reading the new season of SB Nation's Breaking Madden you are missing out. It's phenomenal. Every week I am laughing so hard it hurts. I just had to share it here.
In last weeks edition Jon Bois sent Jadeveon Clowney on a quest for 201 sacks in a single game. Let's just say it was a really bad day for former Baylor QB, Robert Griffin, III.
In this week's installment the mayhem continues as Jon punishes Tony Romo for nearly costing Dez Bryant his life. I cannot recommend reading this enough.
