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TRASH TALK: Texas Tech Edition

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Break out your best jokes about this week's opponent in our newest segment, Trash Talk. In this edition: Texas Tech.

Leave your best Texas Tech jokes in the comments below.  Here's some we found!

What do you get when you drive slowly by the Texas Tech campus?
- A degree.

How many Texas Tech freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, it’s a sophomore course.

Johnny says to his mom: I want to be a Red Raider when I grow up.
- Mom: But Johnny, you can’t do both.

Did you hear about the power outage at the Texas Tech library?
- Forty Red Raiders were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Did you hear the Rolling Stones are playing at Texas Tech’s stadium?
- Yeah, They’re 10-point favorites.

Why doesn’t Texas Tech have ice on the sidelines?
- The guy with the recipe graduated.

How do you get a Texas Tech graduate off your porch?
- Pay him for the pizza.