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There were only two worthwhile games on the docket, and one of those turned out to be not worthwhile, unless you're into making fun of UT. On to the amateur opinions...
WHETSELL
1. Oklahoma
Lathered up Tulsa. At least they did this one on free TV. Still didn't watch.
2. Baylor
Lathered up FCS Northwestern State with a backup QB and freshman receivers, because everyone else is hurt. Bring in North Dakota State and we might have ourselves a game.
3. TCU
Lathered up...wait...they had a bye. That only counts as a win if you're Kansas or Iowa State.
4. Oklahoma State
Once again, we see what happens when an "arm" guides the offense, and Walsh's injury has totally bailed out Gundy, but I'll bet "OR" starts at QB next week. This team is young and talented, which makes them just as much of a danger to everyone else as they are to themselves.
5. West Virginia
Looking like they could be in the top half of the league. Red Bull and flammable couches for everyone!
6. Kansas State
Need to start beating Div I FBS teams before I move you up. Wait....
7. Texas
At least you got run off the field by the same team that ran you off the field last season. Tough not to do when you don't have any players left on your roster. Any second thoughts, Charlie?
8. Texas Tech
So Kliff, how's that offensive coordinator job at Texas A&M looking right now?
9. Kansas
At least you can beat an FCS team...barely....
10. Iowa State
Keep the faith, Cyclones. You still have Toledo, Kansas, Texas, and Texas Tech on the schedule.
KING
1: Oklahoma
I had some sweet Tulsa jokes prepared, then we struggled against the Bears.
2: TCU
I'll give the Frogs the nod because Petty is hurt.
3: Baylor
I tried to think of a joke, failed.
4: Kansas State
Well they won.
5: Oklahoma State
Well we won.
6: West Virginia
Somehow Dana has cooled his seat by going 1-1.
7: Tech
Somehow 2-0.
8: Kansas
This is the highest I've ranked Kansas in 4 years.
9: Texas
Conversely this is the lowest I've ranked Texas in 4 years.
10: Iowa State
Looked like a football team this weekend, but are still 0-2.