We avail you of our incredibly insightful football analysis, as well as stories about personal hygiene and bodily functions.
I manage to get pissed off about brown and white gravy, Pokelahoma manages to aggravate me a little more with a story about Hitler costumes, and the man himself, King, is back in the house.
All nine Big 12 teams are in action (you heard me right), with Arkansas at TCU being the marquee matchup.
Iowa State travels to Iowa, and the hate is real.
Our apologies for the audio in parts, we'll get our technical team on it right away.
Everyone enjoy and travel safe this weekend.