Meet Squinky, OSU's football "devil."
This all started with a brilliant post by Grantland's Brian Phillips.
Squinky has a mother, and a conscience.
In this post by yours truly, prior to coming over to CRFF, we discover that, just like everyone, he has a mother and she can be annoying. He also takes his job very seriously.
Meet Squinky, the malevolent being responsible for all the OSU football and basketball heartache. EVER.