We Found Texas’ Depth Chart For This Week’s Game

Texas head coach Charlie Strong chose not to release a depth chart for this Saturday’s match-up against the Cowboys. Luckily, our crack team of reporters and sleuths were able to get a hold of a copy of the mysterious depth chart ahead of the game. We are presenting an exclusive look to you here this morning:

Looks like Charlie is pulling out all the stops to start Big 12 play. He’s already allowed Matthew McConaughey to give the team a pep talk, now he’s going to see the field? Well alright, alright alright!

We all know Colt McCoy was a beast of a quarterback at Texas, but who knew there were more McCoy brothers out there! If they’re anything like their older brother, look out!

It’s definitely going to be an interesting game when the Cowboys and Longhorns kick off at 11:00 a.m. on Saturday.